Checkin' in on the Neighbs

We've been getting a flood of questions about the Macy's Christmas windows. A flood. Well here it is the "First Annual Styleundies Macy's The Worlds Largest Store Christmas Windows Review." We're still working on the name. Enjoy.



This window plays out the moment that Santa's sled shoots through outer space. Like that shit really happens. First of all, Santa and those deer couldn't even breathe in that atmosphere. This window would be better if Santa had on the proper breathing apparatus and saftey equipment. GRADE: C



This is a tight shot of a UFO bearing down on Santa and his sled. Looks like a serious threat to us. Sure hope Santa has Will Smith in that bag of his. So he can punch the alien in the face. Knock him out. Otherwise he's up shit creek. GRADE: C+



This entire window spins horizontally on its axis every few seconds. That's cool. GRADE: A



This window features a chopper flying a sorte over a sleepy Parisian town. I think maybe Santa and Chuck Norris are in the chopper. GRADE: A



All we can make out here was blue, a sled, and icy looking crap. GRADE: D



Here's Santa being bum rushed by a mugger in a pink tutu. Good thing too, cause Santa appears to have his hands on a weapon of mass destruction (a WMD). Bush has already set up sanctions against this window and is going to bomb the hell out of it. There's no exit plan as of yet. Enjoy it while it lasts. GRADE: F

There ya have it. The "First Annual Styleundies Macy's The Worlds Largest Store Christmas Windows Review."