The scathing Mitchell Report (whoever said the US Senate was lazy?) uncovers Barry Bonds (flogging a dead horse) AND Roger Clemens (Roger, Roger, Roger) among "dozens" of current (Happy Holidays Pettitte) and former players who have used steroids, exposing more than a decade of drug use in the sport known as "America's pastime."
It seems George Mitchell isn't stopping there. He's called for Babe Ruth's body to be exhumed and tested.
"714 homeruns, in 1935!!! Puhleeze!! Next, I'm coming for you Hank Aaron."
At that point Mitchell had to be restrained by one of his assistants.
Though Mitchell showed signs of a "'roid rage," as of this writing his tests have come back negative.
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