Many of us are stressed over the holidays. Entertaining family, travel, last minute shopping, dodging debts to family members, talking politics, and photo taking. It never ends. That's why we here at styleundies like to keep this video handy. Whew, we needed that.
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Understaffed and Underfed
The year is winding down here at the StyleUndies office. All the writers are either too hungover from holiday parties, the editors are shopping for their husbands and wives, or the sneezes have gotten people so light-headed they are forgetting to post. We think it might be the all the brandy in everyone's coffee.
We hope 2008 is as great as 2007 was heaven.
We wish everyone:
their families,
their pets,
their houses,
their hopes and dreams,
their secret crushes,
their hobbies,
their travels,
their meals,
their toasts,
their dry cleaning,
their present wrapping,
their shoveling,
their desserts,
their shopping,
their coming together
merry wishes.
Stay dazed & confused,
StyleUndies
We hope 2008 is as great as 2007 was heaven.
We wish everyone:
their families,
their pets,
their houses,
their hopes and dreams,
their secret crushes,
their hobbies,
their travels,
their meals,
their toasts,
their dry cleaning,
their present wrapping,
their shoveling,
their desserts,
their shopping,
their coming together
merry wishes.
Stay dazed & confused,
StyleUndies
Friday, December 14, 2007
Damaging Party Photos leaked
The photographer
Tough choices
Drinking improves some people while others just get annoying death rays
How much love can one man hog
I don't find your joke a bit funny
Um, did you miss the Jitney
The man in the background kept shrinking if you really need to know
Someone stuck a cigarette butt in my bottle
Sweet! These shots are going to make me some loot
Baseball Hall of Fame closes indefinitely*
The scathing Mitchell Report (whoever said the US Senate was lazy?) uncovers Barry Bonds (flogging a dead horse) AND Roger Clemens (Roger, Roger, Roger) among "dozens" of current (Happy Holidays Pettitte) and former players who have used steroids, exposing more than a decade of drug use in the sport known as "America's pastime."
It seems George Mitchell isn't stopping there. He's called for Babe Ruth's body to be exhumed and tested.
"714 homeruns, in 1935!!! Puhleeze!! Next, I'm coming for you Hank Aaron."
At that point Mitchell had to be restrained by one of his assistants.
Though Mitchell showed signs of a "'roid rage," as of this writing his tests have come back negative.
It seems George Mitchell isn't stopping there. He's called for Babe Ruth's body to be exhumed and tested.
"714 homeruns, in 1935!!! Puhleeze!! Next, I'm coming for you Hank Aaron."
At that point Mitchell had to be restrained by one of his assistants.
Though Mitchell showed signs of a "'roid rage," as of this writing his tests have come back negative.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
PM hails cab with face after party.
Rumors are swirling about how the whole face breaking incident went down. Some say the PM's face was pushed in front of a moving cab by the Director of Human Resources. Then we hear that she slipped on a tiny (but tasty) hamburger and broke her fall with her face. However it happened, Ouch. Advertising really is dangerous.
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Friday, December 7, 2007
Checkin' in on the Neighbs
We've been getting a flood of questions about the Macy's Christmas windows. A flood. Well here it is the "First Annual Styleundies Macy's The Worlds Largest Store Christmas Windows Review." We're still working on the name. Enjoy.
This window plays out the moment that Santa's sled shoots through outer space. Like that shit really happens. First of all, Santa and those deer couldn't even breathe in that atmosphere. This window would be better if Santa had on the proper breathing apparatus and saftey equipment. GRADE: C
This is a tight shot of a UFO bearing down on Santa and his sled. Looks like a serious threat to us. Sure hope Santa has Will Smith in that bag of his. So he can punch the alien in the face. Knock him out. Otherwise he's up shit creek. GRADE: C+
This entire window spins horizontally on its axis every few seconds. That's cool. GRADE: A
This window features a chopper flying a sorte over a sleepy Parisian town. I think maybe Santa and Chuck Norris are in the chopper. GRADE: A
All we can make out here was blue, a sled, and icy looking crap. GRADE: D
Here's Santa being bum rushed by a mugger in a pink tutu. Good thing too, cause Santa appears to have his hands on a weapon of mass destruction (a WMD). Bush has already set up sanctions against this window and is going to bomb the hell out of it. There's no exit plan as of yet. Enjoy it while it lasts. GRADE: F
There ya have it. The "First Annual Styleundies Macy's The Worlds Largest Store Christmas Windows Review."
This window plays out the moment that Santa's sled shoots through outer space. Like that shit really happens. First of all, Santa and those deer couldn't even breathe in that atmosphere. This window would be better if Santa had on the proper breathing apparatus and saftey equipment. GRADE: C
This is a tight shot of a UFO bearing down on Santa and his sled. Looks like a serious threat to us. Sure hope Santa has Will Smith in that bag of his. So he can punch the alien in the face. Knock him out. Otherwise he's up shit creek. GRADE: C+
This entire window spins horizontally on its axis every few seconds. That's cool. GRADE: A
This window features a chopper flying a sorte over a sleepy Parisian town. I think maybe Santa and Chuck Norris are in the chopper. GRADE: A
All we can make out here was blue, a sled, and icy looking crap. GRADE: D
Here's Santa being bum rushed by a mugger in a pink tutu. Good thing too, cause Santa appears to have his hands on a weapon of mass destruction (a WMD). Bush has already set up sanctions against this window and is going to bomb the hell out of it. There's no exit plan as of yet. Enjoy it while it lasts. GRADE: F
There ya have it. The "First Annual Styleundies Macy's The Worlds Largest Store Christmas Windows Review."
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