Monday, September 24, 2007

Jason Levine has left the building




The one and only Jason Levine is picking up and moving out after nearly a decade of loyal service to the Publicis Groupe.
We've asked Maurice Levy himself to honor Jason's departure with a long weekend for everyone. He politely refused (in French). We asked Mayor Bloomberg if we could parade Jason around Herald Square with floats and Rockettes and ticker tape. He politely refused (in Nasal). We asked President Bush if this could be declared a national holiday. He said, "Yep. Right after we catch Bin Laden."

Jason Levine is a man who will be missed, both for his creativity and dedication, but mostly for his impeccable sense of order and organization.

Jason Levine is also a man who will be eye-swimmingly drunk on Wednesday night.

Please join and help him celebrate his new life.

Wednesday, September 26
6pm til someone calls an ambulance
Sweet & Vicious
Sring St., btwn Elizabeth and Bowery