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Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Friday, December 7, 2007
Checkin' in on the Neighbs
We've been getting a flood of questions about the Macy's Christmas windows. A flood. Well here it is the "First Annual Styleundies Macy's The Worlds Largest Store Christmas Windows Review." We're still working on the name. Enjoy.
This window plays out the moment that Santa's sled shoots through outer space. Like that shit really happens. First of all, Santa and those deer couldn't even breathe in that atmosphere. This window would be better if Santa had on the proper breathing apparatus and saftey equipment. GRADE: C
This is a tight shot of a UFO bearing down on Santa and his sled. Looks like a serious threat to us. Sure hope Santa has Will Smith in that bag of his. So he can punch the alien in the face. Knock him out. Otherwise he's up shit creek. GRADE: C+
This entire window spins horizontally on its axis every few seconds. That's cool. GRADE: A
This window features a chopper flying a sorte over a sleepy Parisian town. I think maybe Santa and Chuck Norris are in the chopper. GRADE: A
All we can make out here was blue, a sled, and icy looking crap. GRADE: D
Here's Santa being bum rushed by a mugger in a pink tutu. Good thing too, cause Santa appears to have his hands on a weapon of mass destruction (a WMD). Bush has already set up sanctions against this window and is going to bomb the hell out of it. There's no exit plan as of yet. Enjoy it while it lasts. GRADE: F
There ya have it. The "First Annual Styleundies Macy's The Worlds Largest Store Christmas Windows Review."
This window plays out the moment that Santa's sled shoots through outer space. Like that shit really happens. First of all, Santa and those deer couldn't even breathe in that atmosphere. This window would be better if Santa had on the proper breathing apparatus and saftey equipment. GRADE: C
This is a tight shot of a UFO bearing down on Santa and his sled. Looks like a serious threat to us. Sure hope Santa has Will Smith in that bag of his. So he can punch the alien in the face. Knock him out. Otherwise he's up shit creek. GRADE: C+
This entire window spins horizontally on its axis every few seconds. That's cool. GRADE: A
This window features a chopper flying a sorte over a sleepy Parisian town. I think maybe Santa and Chuck Norris are in the chopper. GRADE: A
All we can make out here was blue, a sled, and icy looking crap. GRADE: D
Here's Santa being bum rushed by a mugger in a pink tutu. Good thing too, cause Santa appears to have his hands on a weapon of mass destruction (a WMD). Bush has already set up sanctions against this window and is going to bomb the hell out of it. There's no exit plan as of yet. Enjoy it while it lasts. GRADE: F
There ya have it. The "First Annual Styleundies Macy's The Worlds Largest Store Christmas Windows Review."
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Going to ghost ride my Haro BMX into your car door.
You know when you're out with your bros popping and locking, and you request a song from the DJ? You don't always get to hear your song.
You know when you step up to the bar and ask for the Brooklyn Lager only to find they ran out? Then you have to substitute it with some other foamer and you try to will your mind to tell your tongue you are in fact drinking a Brooklyn but it doesn't work because your tastebuds are too smart for that.
It's the same as going on eBay and bidding on a pair of lime green Skyway Tuff Wheels. And losing the bid to some eBay sniper. It's devastating. Crushing.
It's disappointing.
Well we know what that's like. It's a setback. But you tighten your laces and walk on. There are bigger problems than not hearing your favorite song, getting a beer, or attempting to have the coolest bike tires at the age of 30.
Styleundies tries to make every viewer request happen. Call us friendly. But there are somethings we can't deliver. It could be a moral issue, political, or just plain old brain damage that causes us to misplace or forget it. We have had all our mail forwarded to a PO Box in Bushwick in order to deal with this influx.
We do promise to make every attempt at getting your ideas up on the world wide web, live, global, and up for all of humanity to admire. We really appreciate the risque ones especially but need to check with legal first and this process may take a while since we still owe our lawyers some loot. Peace.
Stay fiesty,
Styleundies gots mad steez!
You know when you step up to the bar and ask for the Brooklyn Lager only to find they ran out? Then you have to substitute it with some other foamer and you try to will your mind to tell your tongue you are in fact drinking a Brooklyn but it doesn't work because your tastebuds are too smart for that.
It's the same as going on eBay and bidding on a pair of lime green Skyway Tuff Wheels. And losing the bid to some eBay sniper. It's devastating. Crushing.
It's disappointing.
Well we know what that's like. It's a setback. But you tighten your laces and walk on. There are bigger problems than not hearing your favorite song, getting a beer, or attempting to have the coolest bike tires at the age of 30.
Styleundies tries to make every viewer request happen. Call us friendly. But there are somethings we can't deliver. It could be a moral issue, political, or just plain old brain damage that causes us to misplace or forget it. We have had all our mail forwarded to a PO Box in Bushwick in order to deal with this influx.
We do promise to make every attempt at getting your ideas up on the world wide web, live, global, and up for all of humanity to admire. We really appreciate the risque ones especially but need to check with legal first and this process may take a while since we still owe our lawyers some loot. Peace.
Stay fiesty,
Styleundies gots mad steez!
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Lightning Bolt Fangs and Lucid Geometries
Attention grabbing, isn't it? Well since this post will not, we repeat, WILL NOT, contain a poached YouTube clip we had to resort to non-visual entertainment, the oft ill-formed and maligned, non-sequitur phrase, or "headline." Call it a lead in, the tip of the iceberg, the icing right before the buttery cake. Call it what you will. But don't call it sloppy blogging. We've heard our share of outcry over our lack of original content and utter disregard for our readership.
Once we had dreams or visions, shamanic visions, of being bigger than Gawker. Of being the captains of our own magic carpets that we would ride to the edge of electronic journalism and beyond, powered by twin F-15 engines. Then you wake up one day and realize the milk you just ate in your cereal was spoiled, and a cigarette won't even make things right. These are days like those. And we ask you, you, our valiant readership, to weather this rough patch with us, this dark period, this void, and stay with us. Banality is like eating liver. It doesn't taste good. We know this. The cooks are in the kitchen preparing a feast of content. We hope you're hungry. Oh and if you're a vegetarian please indicate that by checking the vegetable lasagna on your invite.
Stay pleased,
Styleundies
Once we had dreams or visions, shamanic visions, of being bigger than Gawker. Of being the captains of our own magic carpets that we would ride to the edge of electronic journalism and beyond, powered by twin F-15 engines. Then you wake up one day and realize the milk you just ate in your cereal was spoiled, and a cigarette won't even make things right. These are days like those. And we ask you, you, our valiant readership, to weather this rough patch with us, this dark period, this void, and stay with us. Banality is like eating liver. It doesn't taste good. We know this. The cooks are in the kitchen preparing a feast of content. We hope you're hungry. Oh and if you're a vegetarian please indicate that by checking the vegetable lasagna on your invite.
Stay pleased,
Styleundies
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
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